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The Key of Awesome
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California Gurls (They're Unreliable)
(Spoken) Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
I know a place where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea(with foam) Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting(on i-phones)
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
California girls we're unreliable Never worked a day in our lives Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car OWOWOWOWOW
California girls we're so predictable Hottest bodies money can buy Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
(Spoken)Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that ass is fine
Once you cross the L.A. Border You develop an eating disorder
Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips See through shirts show off your nips
Paparazzi is everywhere Oops forgot your underwear
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya Cus you're representin' California
But you know I'd still be all up inya Even if that ass was from Virginia
And you know that you can bet your butt That I'd do girls from Connecticut
I could really fill my booty quota By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
California Girls we are so are desperate Sold our souls for fortune and fame Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
OH OH OH OH UGH
'California Gurls' is so repetitive All Pop sounds exactly the same It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did OWOWOWOW
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