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Billy Connolly
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Q.u.a.r.a.n.t.i.n.e.
Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid But when you mention the V.E.T., he damn near flips his lid Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away He caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me And that's why I am going to get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
She shouted 'Get him Rover' and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G. She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C Well i'm tellin' you, that was my cue to get O.F..F. -ski Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And I'm going down to the the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.
Oh, yes the Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away That's why I spell out all of these words so as my dog can't hear Though I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer Yes I must admit that dog has been acting Q.U.E.R. queer
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