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Jimmy Fallon
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I Can't Play Basketball
Lyricist:Gerard Bradford, Jimmy Fallon, Willie Hale, Jerry Murray
Yo! Are you ready for some air ball throwin' Free throw blowin, no look where I'm goin' Free style flowin'? You are in my house, baby
Well, it's tip off time and I'm off the tip Walkin' to the bench and I sit, bite my lip Bustin' out rhymes, standin' in line 'Cause it's garbage time
'Cause I'm calm, I'm cool And I collected eighteen shots that got rejected I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim I got a license to drive but I ain't got game
Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball
Wear my socks high 'cause it makes me feel cool I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool People always say that I'm a basketball fool I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet I took him to the hole, I took him to the vet Shoot from the three every chance I get I call it in the air, nothin' but nothin'
Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com 'Okay, here's my chance, the open lane Don't get nervous, don't sweat, everyone's watchin' You can do it, man, I mean, just dribble up Don't double dribble, just dribble normal'
'Don't show everyone that you can dribble super-fast Between your legs like you do in your driveway No, this is in front of people on the court I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can'
''Cause usually I'm on the other end, people dunkin' on me I'm used to some 7 foot dude's 'Thingy' gettin' smacked in my face I still got the bruise to prove it But I ain't gonna take that nickname 'Dick Bruiseface' lyin' down My name ain't Dick Bruiseface'
Well, listen up ya'll! You know I'm not tall My name was never written on the bathroom wall I'm gonna say 'What's up?' I'm gonna take the pump 'Cause I'm a movin' pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks So I huff and puff, I say enuff z'nuff I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff Say
Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball
Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball
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