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Jeff Dunham
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Santa Is A Redneck
I was working at the Exxon station About 40 miles north of Bowling Green I saw a bright red light In the darkness of the night That's when the strangest rig pulled in that I had ever seen
Eight reindeer and an old guy in a red sleigh I though I smelled Jack Daniels on his clothes He was fumbling with a map It was spread out on his lap He had Hank Williams Jr. cranked up on his radio
That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck Eatin' barbeque has made him fat Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com He's got an I Love Earnhardt sticker on the tailgate of his sleigh And a big white mullet underneath his hat
Hitched up to his sleigh he had a trailer Through the busted screen door I could see inside Mrs. Clause was on the couch with tobacco in her mouth That trailer wern't the only thing thas was double wide
That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck And I know why the reindeer stay in line He keeps a rifle there behind him in the gun rack I'd fly too if I thought he might shoot off my behind
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That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck Last summer I saw him on the lake He had a laid back attitude and an outboard Evinrude Bass fishing from the back of his Red Snake
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