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Allan Sherman
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Seltzer Boy (Remastered)
Seltzer boy Where are you hiding If you don't come right now I'm gon' tell you boss on you
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Don't bring me water I rather have seltzer 'Cause water don't bubble And water don't fizz
Water I hate it 'Cause it ain't carbonated But a glass of seltzer On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Don't bring me a Kool-Aid Don't bring a malted And don't bring me champagne
I'll tell you what boy Bring me one scotch and soda Then you'll take back the scotch, boy And leave the 2 cents plain
Seltzer boy When are you coming? If don't bring that seltzer I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
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