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Jimmy Buffett( James William Buffett )
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Useless But Important Information
I've got some useless but important information Got a hot tip on a Philly in the third Skyping with a pretty girl who lives half way around the world Won't be long till everybody's heard
I have sworn and I cannot reveal my sources I can tell you, though, that it's not Nancy Grace I've been forced to change my plans, won't be traveling to Sudan My destination could be out of space
Where am I bound, it don't matter I could dial in half way 'cross the nation What do I care of mindless chatter All this useless and important information
There are camera crews for blocks outside her trailer The whole thing's going viral as we sing Are they fake or are they real, it's like her boyfriend cut a deal She'll be dancing with the stars before the spring
You see, she spent her whole Katrina check on implants Crisis over destiny for bill Blue top or silicone, either way the money's gone I guess there's more than one way to her bill
Who really cares, trillions twitter Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I can't comprehend the titillation Breaking news, world's in the shitter Cover useless and important information
It all starts out in the ground Till very clever men dig it up Then wave, then they bury it again Most comes from Africa and ends up in Fort Knox Only gets its value from the guards and chains and locks Pretty rocks
Where am I bound, it don't matter I could dial in half way 'cross the nation What do I care of mindless chatter All this useless and important information
Where am I bound, it don't matter Whole world is now imbued with Iraq fascination If I were you, I'd just keep driving As all this useless and important information
All this useless and important information Useless, important, useless
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