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5.Gay Guy
ty 45.
Gay
Guy作詞 Belinda C作曲 Belinda C Sitting in the corner with an iced latte Saw the cutest guy looking my way Walked up to him to s ... to see what he'd say He said'
Hello
!
How
are
you
? I
am
gay
.'回到我的位子在馬桶旁邊我長得又不賴卻有點可憐我沒有人愛也沒有人疼因為我 ... 我跟你講我愛的人都是
gay
guy Standing round at誠品 the very next day Saw the hottest guy. No way he was ... he hot
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14.Intro
Bo Burnh
am
-what.14.Intro This is Bo Burn
am
. He's22 years old. He's a male and he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres. He has a gigan ... has lost touch with reality.
You
're an asshole Bo.
You
hear me?
You
think
you
know better than me.
You
think
you
know better than everybody.
You
will die alone and
you
will deserve it. But in the meantime
you
might as well tell those silly jokes of
3
13.Skit
ringing]
hello
? jeeeeee
hello
? jeeeee
hello
? who's this? jejeje...is this johny marine? yes it is. je. ... s johny marine? yes it is. je.
how
you
doin? im doin good im doin good... w
am
i speakin to? je...don't worry about that.. who's this? jejeje shut up! shut up? i don't get this. ... p! shut up? i don't get this.
you
're callin my phone but
you
're tellin me to shut up? im sorry. sorry bout what? who's this? im just playin with ... o's this? im
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4.Who Do You Think I Am
>4.Who Do
You
Think I
Am
[Intro] Hopsin Who the fuck is thi
Hello
? Female Voice
Hello
Marcus? Hopsin Huh? Female Voice What ... Hopsin Huh? Female Voice What
are
you
doing? Hopsin: Watching cops what
you
doing? Female Voice:Just sitting here thinking about my baby Harold but guess what the fuck he did... Hopsin: What? Female Voice ... h what?[Verse1:] Bitch who do
you
think I
am
? Aye yo this shit has gotten out of hand Why ... it has got
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6.Jason Waste
'] Hi my n
am
e isJason and I'm not
gay
*{People
are
so d
am
n crazy up inJason's world} People call me a waste man'cause I haven't got a job(what a knob){He don't wanna get out of bed} Bed u ... out of bed} Bed up make tea s
how
er eat Paste wee change go make teas Alarm snooze back to sleep All of my little brothers always call me a waste man{Waste man wa ... m in the changing room Hi my n
am
e isJason and I'm not
gay
I'm looking at
you
r thing but it's
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2.Calling Home
Ad
am
Sandler-Shhh...Don't Tell2.Calling Home I'm okay at basketball... baseball was more my thing.... Well uh I think they hav ... h I think they have a pickup g
am
e goin on at10
AM
tomorrow morning in the main gym for us freshmen ... the main gym for us freshmen
You
playin? It's a co-ed g
am
e so it's a good chance to see some hungover chicks run up and down the court watch their titties bounce and hopefully have them b ... efully have them back up into
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4.Evil Boy
oy Why is
you
r incanca penis so big? All the better to love ... o big? All the better to love
you
with No glove no love If
you
don't believe me Take
you
r dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe(Penis of the nation pun on this) Happy! happy joy joy Crush! kill! destroy Gooi(bring it ca ... lo pump it up Girls wanna say
hello
to me From the zefside to the fuckin overseas I'm looking at who's looking at me Looking at ... ho's looking at me Looking at
you
looking b
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9.Evil Boy(Fuck You in the Face mix)
Boy(Fuck
You
in the Face mix) VUIL-GEBOOSTED GANG$TA(turbo-boosted ill) YOOO EVIL BOY! WHY IS ... ed ill) YOOO EVIL BOY! WHY IS
YOU
R INCANCA(penis) SO BIG? ALL THE BETTER TO LOVE ... O BIG? ALL THE BETTER TO LOVE
YOU
WITH! NO GLOVE NO LOVE! IF
YOU
DON'T BELIEVE ME TAKE
YOU
R DIRTY HANDS OFF MY UMTHONDO WISIZWE!(penis of the nation pun on this) HAPPY! HAPPY!JOY!JOY! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! GOOI!(bring i ... O PUMP IT UP! GIRLS WANNA SAY
HELLO
TO ME FROM TH
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1.Cabaret Money(From'Cabaret')
s1.Cab
are
t Money(From'Cab
are
t') Willkommen bienvenue welcome! Fremde etranger stranger. Gluklich zu sehen je suis enchante Happy to see ... je suis enchante Happy to see
you
bleibe reste stay. Willkommen bienvenue welcome Im Cab ... ommen bienvenue welcome Im Cab
are
t au Cab
are
t to Cab
are
t Meine D
am
en und Herren Mesd
am
es et Messieurs Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend bon soir We geht's? Comment ca va? Do ... We geht's? Comment ca va? Do
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7.Boyfriends
on't know
how
to sing And I don't know
how
to make songs But I made
you
one And I hope that
you
like it Because if
you
don't Things
are
going to be pretty awkward after this Hey girl we've been friends so long And have been seeing each other baby So may breakups m ... reaks in my heart I wish that
you
can just find
you
rself a guy who will treat
you
right So I c
am
e up with like a business proposal That I think would be mutually benefici
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11.Welcome To YouTube
Bo Burnh
am
-Bo Burnh
am
11.Welcome To
You
Tube Before
You
tube I walked through life. And now I frollic. ... ough life. And now I frollic.
You
tube has been like a father to me Except ... en like a father to me Except
You
tube's not an alcholic. Before
You
tube I was just a skinny white kid That thought he was funnier& cooler Than he actually was. Now Not much has changed But I have ... a shitload of money. Because
You
tube is a place for peopl
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2.Jason Waste
r> Hi my n
am
e isJason and I'm not
gay
[People
are
so d
am
n crazy up inJason's world] People call me a waste man'cause I haven't got a job(what a knob)[He don't wanna get out of bed] Bed u ... out of bed] Bed up make tea s
how
er eat Paste wee change go make teas Alarm snooze back to sleep All of my little brothers always call me a waste man[Waste man wa ... m in the changing room Hi my n
am
e isJason and I'm not
gay
I'm looking at
you
r thing but it's n
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4.New In Town
less guy c
am
e up to me And he walked up to me and he pushed me like that he pushed me in the chest And then he said these things in this order ... d me and he said: Excuse me I
am
homeless I
am
gay
I have aids I'm new in town(audience laughing) ... ew in town(audience laughing)
You
're gonna close with new in town? That is not the most dr ... town? That is not the most dr
am
atic thing that
you
just said As they say in the movieJerry McGuire;' ... ay in
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1.Faded
H Bitch I
am
faded the world: I
am
escaping The g
am
e im making bacon taking I'm cold but no I'm not shakin' screwin ... ut no I'm not shakin' screwin
you
r bitches so start annotatin' if money could talk mine would be asleep why?'Cause it's making ... asleep why?'Cause it's making
you
rs look cheap bitch ain't a freak getting faded away every day of the week yeah I'm goin' up up and away guys and girls think I'm ... away guys and girls think I'm
gay
but reall
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3.Election Night Victory Address
Barack Ob
am
a-暫存3.Election Night Victory Address ... ion Night Victory Address
Hello
Chicago. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that ... t there who still doubts that
Am
erica is a place where all things
are
possible who still wonders if the dr
am
of our founders is alive in our time who still questions the power of our democracy tonight is ... r of our democracy tonight is
you
r answer. It's the answer told by lines that stretched
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64.I Want It
t bitch I
am
on it My pops was a rolling stone now Im stoned rolling I go to sleep drunk we wake up fuck all morning S ... we wake up fuck all morning S
how
that to them people Im fresh Im fly my di ... m people Im fresh Im fly my di
am
onds see through I know
you
are
tired wasting time fuck a nigger lies they feed ... fuck a nigger lies they feed
you
Now playas gonna crunk my niggers gonna get high ... unk my niggers gonna get high
you
know Im drunk S