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11.I Love Portugal
e fucking
asshole
Then believe me baby I'm gonna buy me a home in Portugal[Chorus] I love Portugal I love Portugal oh oh Where the people don' ... a goddamned thing to do with
football
I love Portugal[Outro] I love
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1.Devil Ass City
k with me
Asshole
by nature one deep pussy nigga come get me(come on) Get yo ass with the curtis what the fuck is a curtis my nigga that's a f ... ese niggas can't fuck with me
Asshole
by nature one deep pussy nigga come get me(come on) Get yo ass with the curtis what the fuck is a curtis my nigga that's a f ... sebleeds all the way across a
football
game on a nigga and open up a brain on a nigga and leave a nigga drippin like sanjo(?) Cause real team is original top shot ...
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3.1st Word To What Was Last Said
nny style
Asshole
s broke and wonder why Bout to get it and I mean right now Gotta eat someway somehow I'm modern days hustlers like Logical Fo ... ical For petty crimes getting
football
numbers When we all off-spring
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13.So Far...
ropping a
football
So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden''Shady what up?''- What? Come on man I'm crapping And you're asking me ... o me? I leave on my own terms
asshole
I'm going berzerk My nerves are
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13.So Far...
ropping a
football
So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden''Shady what up?''- What? Come on man I'm crapping And you're asking me ... o me? I leave on my own terms
asshole
I'm going berzerk My nerves are
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9.In the Pit
em on the
football
team And
asshole
jocks' fucking wettest dream Du
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3.History's Greatest Assholes
Greatest
Asshole
s[Intro] I got a new drum set I'm testing it out Look what I can do mom- yo! So people always remember the good guys but ... r you here we go The greatest
asshole
s in more or less chronological order Here's a list of famous ... order Here's a list of famous
asshole
s let's start with this dude named Cain- he killed his brother and that was just rude(family values) Brutus& Cassius were jer ... fe[Chorus] History's greatest
ASSHOLE
S[3X] I'm calling yo
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16.Gay Robot
sane with
football
stats No way!(doorbell rings) It's open! Hey guys... what's up? Hey good to see ya Gay Robot... Gay Robot in the house! Wor ... obot so let's just watch some
football
alright? Look I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run on semen... Without it I could die... Help me to l ... is it? Your cock's not in my
asshole
! Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower Gay Robot... Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off ...
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11.Dr. Dooom's In The Room
ed up the
asshole
s By the top worst managers On the publishin deal wipe my condoms off your ampex reels No games to be played you lookin fucki ... her guts Watchin monday night
football
with my dick all up in her but
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1.The Downtrodden Song
ob I like
football
and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying'How about this heat?' I'm an ... 'How about this heat?' I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an (|
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4.Asshole
ncer4.
Asshole
DENIS LEARY-
ASSHOLE
(Spoken) Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me about you about the way our American hearts beat wa ... hite suburbanite slob. I like
football
and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job my kids and my car. ... d me are going insane. I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an (|
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21.Drop Dead
' out her
asshole
an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de royal fam'ly! Girl! dis cocksucker mights be evil but he am a prince! now he be talkin' ... you played golf! you watched
football
! you drank beer! we evolved! w
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5.Did You Steal My Money
y trainer
football
Say if you half inched it Thought I heard a female foot fall While I washed my kitchen Did you use me Why'd I trust you Why ... ch my brasso Nick my gelt you
asshole(!
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66.My Ballz
my ballz
Football
football
I love
football
Yes tres dos uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch ... uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch
asshole
son of a bitch Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole Freak who just tapped on my ass c ... z You'll never touch my ballz
Football
s I'm talkin' about
football
s dud
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5.My Ballz- The Longest Yard Soundtrack(Explicit)
t holding
Football
Football
I love
football
Yes tres dos uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch ... uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch
asshole
son of a bitch Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole Freak who just tapped on my ass c ... en I do the ninety shuffle so
Football
s I'm talking about
football
s dud
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2.Drop Dead
' out her
asshole
an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de royal fam'ly! Girl! dis cocksucker mights be evil but he am a prince! now he be talkin' ... you played golf! you watched
football
! you drank beer! we evolved! w
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9.Jocks And Cops
er stupid
asshole
body builder clone hide that erection for sylvester stalone you may be bigger but you still haven't grown big man mr. ... ill haven't grown big man mr.
football
star fuck you
asshole
and fuck your ca
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7.Don't Leave Your Pets Outside
s now his
football
Gutted--guts exposed for all Th
asshole
is a virgin his guts will rain in blood One more pet homicide take all your pets inside The ... take all your pets inside The
asshole
is a virgin he's now an amputee
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3.Dazed and Confused in120 Seconds
sheet for
football
that says He can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddleJodi begs the guys not to hurt her brother Mitch Kramer But they s ... ill plan to damn they're such
asshole
s They're breaking it down for th
football
coach'You have to use substance? Randal pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment.' So they drive up to the ... like this Ya see I might play
football
in the fall but nope i won't s
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2.I'm An Asshole
>2.I'm An
Asshole
作詞 Denis Leary Chris Phillips Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me about you the way our Ameri ... white suburbanite slob I like
football
and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public t
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11.Asshole(Drink Driving version)
-暫存11.
Asshole
(Drink Driving version) Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me about you About the way our Ameri ... white suburbanite slob I like
football
and porno and books about war I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My fe ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(he's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(he's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public t
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1.The Asshole Song
1.The
Asshole
Song作詞 Denis Leary Chris Phillips Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American dream About me about you about the wa ... white suburbanite slob I like
football
and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public t
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2.Asshole
y-暫存2.
Asshole
作詞 Denis Leary Chris Phillips Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me about you The way our Ameri ... white suburbanite slob I like
football
and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use publ
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3.I'm An Asshole
>3.I'm An
Asshole
Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way dow ... hite Suburbanite slob. I like
football
and porno and books about war. I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job my kids and my car ... d me are going insane. I'm an
asshole
(he's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(he's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public toile
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6.Ima Asshole
6.Ima
Asshole
Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me about you the way our American hearts beat Down in the b ... white suburbanite slob I like
football
and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job my kids and my car My ... nd me are going insane I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
what an
asshole
) I'm an
asshole
(He's an
asshole
such an
asshole
) I use public toile
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37.Did You Steal My Money?
y trainer
football
? Say you half-inched it I thought I heard a female foot fall While I washed my kitchen Did you use me? Why'd I trust you? W ... t my brasso? Nick my gelt you
asshole
Did you steal my money? Did you
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14.AssholeJackoff Scumbag
uff14.
Asshole
Jackoff Scumbag(Carlin as announcer) Hello America! It's time to play' ... lo America! It's time to play'
Asshole
Jackoff Scumbag!' Ladies and gentlemen.. This man is a rancher he works for an oil company and he lives in Texas. Is he an ... d he lives in Texas. Is he an
asshole
a jackoff or a scumbag? This man is a lawyer. He lives on Long Island and he's a US Congressman. Is he an ... 's a US Congressman. Is he an
asshole
a jackoff or a scumbag? Thi
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5.Bad Day
l Playin'
football
and I'm trouble They gave me the ball I fumbled And I can't believe my best friend's gay Today was a bad day Today was a ba ... he chest and kicked me in the
asshole
I just found out my best friend
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16.Women Turn On Your T.V.
insecure
asshole
AJ-Lo lookalike with a Burger King stomach Man go ahead and hide your ho my flow hit Mexico And enter Puerto Rico like Tego ... d your concern up Adjust your
football
game break your PlayStation co
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33.Woman Turn On Your T.V.
insecure
asshole
AJ-Lo lookalike with a Burger King stomach Man go ahead and hide your ho my flow hit Mexico And enter Puerto Rico like Tego ... d your concern up Adjust your
football
game Break your PlayStation co
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45.Women Turn on Your T.V.
insecure
asshole
AJ-Lo lookalike with a Burger King stomach Man go ahead and hide your ho my flow hit Mexico And enter Puerto Rico like Tego ... d your concern up Adjust your
football
game break your PlayStation co
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4.B.E.A.S.T.
watching
football
or downloading porn BEAST! Blame god he is the creator leave me alone stop being such a drag play game stop being a hater n ... ending to be o so tough A for
asshole
S for Slacker when I forget it'
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5.A Southern Girl
mouth too
Football
player with that work she run a route too Southern girl(Yeah she a down south bitch) That's all I need in my southern world ... wn south bitch I use to be an
asshole
now I'm a grown man King of the
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4.So Far…
ropping a
football
So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden''Shady what up?''- What? Come on man I'm crapping And you're asking me ... o me? I leave on my own terms
asshole
I'm going berzerk My nerves are
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65.My Ballz
[ Eminem]
Football
Football
I love
football
Yes tres dos uno Dos tres f**k shit bitch ... uno Dos tres f**k shit bitch
asshole
son of a bitch Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole Freak who just tapped on my ass c ... us][ Eminem][ Outro][ Eminem]
Football
s I'm talkin' about
football
s dud
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7.My Ball
ll holton
Football
Football
I love
football
Yes tres dos uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch ... uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch
asshole
son of a bitch Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole Freak who just tapped on my ass c ... en I do the ninety shuffle so
Football
s I'm talkin' about
football
s dud
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4.Eminem- My Ball
d holdin'
Football
Football
I love
football
Yes tres dos uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch ... uno Dos tres fuck shit bitch
asshole
son of a bitch Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole Freak who just tapped on my ass c ... en I do the ninety shuffle so
Football
s I'm talkin' about
football
s dud